Mutant Long Sleeve Tee Color:Sport Grey

Mutant Long Sleeve Tee Color:Sport GreySpend some time rolling around in radioactive sludge and get a strange body part or ability? Now get a shirt. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi formal. The tear away label means a scratch free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.

worst of times situation out there

I learned this was a thing from an episode of Archer

but I guess once they're out of uniform

Bridge and tunnel people is probably the funniest term we've heard to describe this

wiffleball

they don't even get that you're cooler than them precisely because they aren't familiar with the reference on your clothing

Does the cosmic whisper of life's big joke bring you joy

Discussing this hoodie's existence is an attenpt to discredit us

The Schrödinger's cat of classified files

Wear it proudly

but not curious enough to go find out

pits full of snakes