The Salty Mermaid Social Club Comfort Colors Tee Color:Mustard Not because you’re the life

Not because you’re the life of the party

You’re expensive chaos with a Southern accent

Is your house haunted

This is a religious holiday and you will observe it accordingly

This is biological law

The Salty Mermaid Social Club Comfort Colors Tee Color:Mustard Not because you’re the lifeMembership requires a bad attitude, a cocktail, and the ability to look amazing while doing absolutely nothing. Applications are always open. The Details: Black distressed text reading "The Salty Mermaid Social Club" with a vintage illustration of a blonde mermaid holding a cocktail, a pink tail, a beach scene with a palm tree, orange sunset, and blue ocean, with black text reading "Pier 3 By The Sea." Retro tiki bar social club design in a multi