Ball Buster Long Sleeve Tee Size:S You are the party

You are the party

That’s a superpower

Thirty-something years of keeping the faith alive and your only reward is a credit card statement that could make a grown woman cry

You ride into Thanksgiving like it’s a rodeo and the turkey leg is your bronco

You ghosted him because he used the wrong "your" three times and thought tacos counted as a personality

Ball Buster Long Sleeve Tee Size:S You are the partyYou didnt choose the Ball Buster life. The Ball Buster life looked at your dating history and said "yeah, shes qualified." Some women hang ornaments. You shatter them. Its a gift, really. The Details: Bold red "BALL BUSTER" text with a cracked red ornament illustration. Accented with holiday greenery details in a festive design. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs and a classic crew neck. Material: 100% Airlume